La Muselivre

Le synopsis du quatrième roman de Saddam Hussein, celui qu'il écrivait dans sa petite cave aménagée tout confort pendant que son pays était transformé en boucherie :

Be Gone, Demons!" relates the attempts of Ezekiel Hescel, an immortal, heavyset moneylender -- said by the author's former interpreter to be modeled upon Ariel Sharon -- to incite trouble between Muslim nations during biblical times. When Ezekiel convinces his Roman allies (read: the American empire) to attack Iraq, a resistance fighter named Salim (read: Saddam) drives them out in an apocalyptic battle on the Mesopotamian plains. President Bush might be interested in what transpires next.
Upon returning home, according to an excerpt from the book that appeared recently in Britain's Daily Telegraph, the Roman king discovers the twin towers of his capital city in flames. "The Romans watched the blaze and wondered who had done it," writes Saddam. "The king said: `Our enemies are great in numbers.' Ezekiel Hescel answered no. `Such a fedayeen attack could only be carried out by the Arabs."'

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Sauf peut-être : parce que vous croyez vraiment que cette fois c'est lui qui l'a écrit ?