La Muselivre

Your child is a writer if one or more of the following statements are applicable. [...]

1. Prenatal You have morning sickness at night because the fetus finds it too distracting to work during the day.... [...]

2. Birth The baby is at least three weeks late because he had a lot of trouble with the ending.... [...]

4. Toddlerhood He rearranges his alphabet blocks so as to spell out derisive puns on the names of others.

When he reaches the age of three he considers himself a trilogy. Le reste est chez Maud Newton. Et si lire Maud Newton n'est pas la première chose que vous faites le matin, vous risquez de devenir un hôte indésirable ici. Vous êtes prévenus.