I hear that the folks at Miramax Books are buzzing about the autobiographical first novel of a budding literary talent.
The novel - titled "Junior" and scheduled for publication next March - is "part memoir, part rant, part comedic tour-de-force," according to the publisher's catalogue, and deals with the author's "quest to come to terms with the awesome pressures of childhood megastardom and family dysfunction."
Who is this promising new literary figure?

Macaulay Culkin.

[...] The Miramax catalogue recounts: "Junior would like to get a few things off his chest. He does not know how to write a book. (Except [maybe] for this one.) He does not like books with introductions. (So this book has six of them.) His therapist says he has issues with closure. (Granted, this book has seven endings.) This is not a novel. (Everything in it is entirely true - except for the large portions that are completely fictional.) And, finally, Junior has no issues with his father. (Nope, really, not a single one.)"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Putain ! Moi qui croyait qu'il attendrait de s'être marié à Drew Barrrymore avant de se suicider comme ça, sans parachute. Et en plus, il est devenu laid, le pauvre chérubin...

Ecrit par Heileen, à 12:51 dans la rubrique "Laissez-moi me marrer".

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