La Muselivre

My father, when informed that Bill Clinton had admitted to indulging in "inappropriate" behavior with Monica Lewinsky, observed that he could remember a day when "inappropriate" meant wearing brown shoes in public after 6:00 P.M.

Via Bookslut : Dear god, have we no standards anymore? Stephen King's award, the Army no longer shooting deserters, foul language on the television... It's amazing any of us can get out of bed in the morning.